i dO UniCorN ThanGs

annoyeed:

I want that slow sex. Where we’re in bed and I’m half asleep and you kiss my neck and back and you slide off my clothes slowly, waking me up with your lips on mine…….

Big Sean ft. E40  - I Don't Fuck With You
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roca-wear:

Big Sean-I Don’t Fuck With You Feat E40(Prod. DJ Mustard / Kanye West /DJ Dahi) (Naya Rivera Diss)

I NED TO HEAR THIS SO LOUD MY EARS BLEED

Tell her she’s beautiful when you’re eating her out.
(via phuckindope)

deodrant:

you know when ur in a certain position in the car where its like wow if i get in a crash im fucked

genderphobia:

sex bruises are the best bruises

Fall in love with someone that doesn’t make you think love is hard
X (via majesty)

cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

the sun has come out

the sun is gay

*white girl voice* why are the hot ones always gay

sammehbutt:

“why do u always complain about the weather” that’s not the only thing i complain about trust me

duotheist:

silhouette // 8.26.14

duotheist:

silhouette // 8.26.14

youregoingtopieinthere:

American Horror Story (Murder House - Asylum - Coven - Freak Show) Main poster and Cast poster without text

I think we’ve officially reached that annoying time in the year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday, if you wear a sweater, you die from heatstroke.

Everyone’s just looking for reasons to wake up and get out of bed, some do it for nothing but a kiss, perhaps a cup of coffee, others have a harder time; no train to catch, no hand to hold, no reasons at all.
Unknown (via psych-facts)
aintralph:

tru

austere-fallen-angel:

does anybody else clean their phone screen by wiping it on their boob or is that just me

wollipyos:

If you’re straight you’re straight, you can’t get more straight. If you’re gay though you can get gayer every day if you work at it. That’s the fun part about being gay. You’re constantly moving past your limits.