"ever wonder what your future wife is doing right now?" i know sure as shit know she aint ridin my face & that makes me very unhappy tbh
straight people are so amazed that queer people can know they’re queer without some big “realization” event like idk do you guys think that normally our houses overflow with acceptance letters into the queer community and a half-giant shows up at our doorstep to bring us a cake or what
treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me
no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry
*4-second-long fart noise*
when will it end
he is neither of those
so i thought this was fake but then i googled it and
somebody stop him
"i was born black"
College is viewed as a necessity, yet priced as a luxury.
when you have to go around the circle and introduce yourself to the group