The thing about horror movie situations is imma do my best to help you but if we running and you fallin or we hidin and you whimperin and sobbin, that’s it! I can’t do nothing else for you! You have made the choice to be a damsel in distress and boo this ain’t Camelot I have 0 time to die
keep all ya shit lowkey cuz soon as ppl find out they gone try n fuk ya shit up
This is how I live my whole life.
that pipes a mindfuck
This terrified me for a second
I was so fucking confused and freaked out for like 0.5 seconds
(This can apply to your Mars/Venus signs as well)
uhmmmm absolutely not, I would…
This is true for Virgo/Libra
I need to be smoked out, eaten out and taken out to eat
Lemme holla at chu
*black couple living in a haunted house*
wife: the house haunted
husband: we out this bitch
- hot kinky sex
- a deep massage
- bubble bath with extra bubbles
- cozy jammies
- warm, loving cuddles
- kisses all over my face
the struggle not to roll my eyes at people when they talk
sidechick: did u see the pic?
me: what pic?
sidechick: the one of us I put on insta
I’m attracted to intelligence. Not the book smart type of intelligence. I could care less whether you’ve gone to college or how much money you make because of it. I like intelligent conversations that make me think even hours after it’s ended. I soak up words from radical minds.