i dO UniCorN ThanGs

coochiejuice:

The thing about horror movie situations is imma do my best to help you but if we running and you fallin or we hidin and you whimperin and sobbin, that’s it! I can’t do nothing else for you! You have made the choice to be a damsel in distress and boo this ain’t Camelot I have 0 time to die

hersheywrites:

joseguwop:

keep all ya shit lowkey cuz soon as ppl find out they gone try n fuk ya shit up

This is how I live my whole life.

inh4le-kush:

stoner-fairie:

scrotumcoat:

that pipes a mindfuck

This terrified me for a second

I was so fucking confused and freaked out for like 0.5 seconds


vuelaconlasnubes want

inh4le-kush:

stoner-fairie:

scrotumcoat:

that pipes a mindfuck

This terrified me for a second

I was so fucking confused and freaked out for like 0.5 seconds

vuelaconlasnubes want
prettyboyshyflizzy:

g0ldenchile:

What is air? 😂😂😂😂😂

LMAOO

prettyboyshyflizzy:

g0ldenchile:

What is air? 😂😂😂😂😂

LMAOO

hersheywrites:

t1ffanyxo:

satsuma400ml:

mualien:

spookypucci:

funastrology:

Aries/Scorpio

Taurus/Sagittarius

Gemini/Capricorn

Cancer/Aquarius

Leo/Pisces

Virgo/Libra

(This can apply to your Mars/Venus signs as well)

uhmmmm absolutely not, I would…

This is true for Virgo/Libra

alwayzbombin:

doucheboob:

I need to be smoked out, eaten out and taken out to eat

Lemme holla at chu

When someone asks where I want to be in five years

zootedboy:

*black couple living in a haunted house*

wife: the house haunted

husband: we out this bitch

*everybody lives*

Things I am currently craving

- hot kinky sex
- a deep massage
- bubble bath with extra bubbles
- milkshake
- cozy jammies
- warm, loving cuddles
- kisses all over my face

teamrocketing:

the struggle not to roll my eyes at people when they talk

d0penati0n:

http://www.reddit.com/user/Throwitawaynow8000/submitted/

lion:

sidechick: did u see the pic?

me: what pic?

sidechick: the one of us I put on insta

me: image

lostincape-town:

I’m attracted to intelligence. Not the book smart type of intelligence. I could care less whether you’ve gone to college or how much money you make because of it. I like intelligent conversations that make me think even hours after it’s ended. I soak up words from radical minds.