i dO UniCorN ThanGs

bvsedjesus:

"ever wonder what your future wife is doing right now?" i know sure as shit know she aint ridin my face & that makes me very unhappy tbh

damianmcgintleman:

straight people are so amazed that queer people can know they’re queer without some big “realization” event like idk do you guys think that normally our houses overflow with acceptance letters into the queer community and a half-giant shows up at our doorstep to bring us a cake or what

molebucks:

lovely-dna:

molebucks:

treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry

*4-second-long fart noise*

bossbitching:

ronaldkn0x:

johnnypsychopath:

thatfunnyblog:

when will it end

he is neither of those

so i thought this was fake but then i googled it and

somebody stop him

"i was born black"

bossbitching:

ronaldkn0x:

johnnypsychopath:

thatfunnyblog:

when will it end

he is neither of those

so i thought this was fake but then i googled it and

somebody stop him

"i was born black"

ambitiousgurl1:

College is viewed as a necessity, yet priced as a luxury.

I want the part of you that you refuse to give to anyone.
(via ac-ru)

northnew:

undefinedarchetype:

best six second exchange i have ever seen in my life

iglovequotes:

Daily dose of love quotes here

iglovequotes:

Daily dose of love quotes here

theludicrousrival:

plunders:

raise your hand if you’re a lil bit of an asshole

systemofadowny:

Yes

cyclopentanone:

when you have to go around the circle and introduce yourself to the group

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