i dO UniCorN ThanGs
People in 2000: Y2K is going to kill us all!
in 2001: Anthrax is going to kill us all!
in 2002: West Nile Virus is going to kill us all!
in 2003: Weapons of Mass Destruction are going to kill us all!
in 2004: SARS is going to kill us all!
in 2005: Bird Flu is going to kill us all!
in 2006: E. Coli is going to kill us all!
in 2007: Vaccines are going to kill us all
in 2008: The Bad Economy is going to kill us all!
in 2009: Swine Flu is going to kill us all!
in 2010: BP Oil is going to kill us all!
in 2011: Obamacare is going to kill us all!
In 2012: The end of the world is going to kill us all!
In 2013: North Korea is going to kill us all!
In 2014: Ebola is going to kill us all!
Me: Eh, it will work out
I'm more afraid of the police tbh.
yellowpaz:

my sis just sent this to me and said it was an accurate description of me lmao

yellowpaz:

my sis just sent this to me and said it was an accurate description of me lmao

ladieslove-djbchery:

Woo!

oh-deer-sweetie:

You know what’s really hard? learning how to not be bitter after someone’s hurt you badly. that’s so fucking hard.

superstreetfighter2turbohdremix:

i am 0% the person i was three years ago and i would probably get in a fight with 2011 me

Things that New Yorkers say

whitegirlsaintshit:

yappanese:

  • deadass
  • no lie
  • tell me how
  • no doubt
  • son
  • yo
  • guap
  • bird
  • grimey
  • peep this
  • tight (upset)
  • bet
  • nahmean
  • it’s brick outside
  • mad 
  • good looks
  • widdit
  • you bugging
  • come out yo face
  • yerrp
  • womp
  • fuckoutahea
  • juheard
  • you woulda thought
  • On deck
  • word 
  • b
  • HAAAAAAAAANNNNNN
imagine how many people who lie about being from New York that started incorporating these in their everyday speech as soon as they saw this post?

raeenroes:

im so passive aggressive
i want to slam you into a wall
then kiss you softly

i am a mess of euphoria
and frustration
at the thought of you.

growl.

Eating pussy is 30% basic skill and 70% paying the fuck attention.

hazeleyed1:

afresherowtlook:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

the-internet-addict:

pottern:

don’t date someone you wouldn’t have a harry potter movie marathon with

That’s nearly 24 hours. I wouldn’t do that with anyone

…the weak are already weeding themselves out…

Amen

This is true!